In this faux docu-reimagining of the mass emigration through America's Ellis Island at the turn of the century, a young immigrant leaves the Old Country and ventures to America to compete in the annual Miss Ellis Island Beauty Pageant in the hopes of winning a wealthy American husband and gaining acceptance in the golden land of opportunity.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| TTimothy John ScottFreda | Freda |
 Kayla FergusonRose | Rose |
| DDaniel GenaloThe Host | The Host |
 Zachary WebberThe Host (voice) | The Host (voice) |
 Hailey Benton GatesMiss Germany | Miss Germany |
| MMartina MonroMiss Italy | Miss Italy |
| EErin MullinMiss Ireland | Miss Ireland |
| AAllie LeeMiss China | Miss China |
| HHeather ThiryMiss France | Miss France |
| EEllpetha TsivicosMiss Greece | Miss Greece |