A plane carrying beauty contestants crash lands on a deserted island. Captain Maximus Powers and co-pilot Mike Saunders have to take care of their passengers, while avoiding the dangers of Jurassic Pork (a giant prehistoric pig) and a group of apes busy trying to relaunch Noah's Ark.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Eric RobertsMaximus Powers | Maximus Powers |
 Charlie SchlatterMike Saunders | Mike Saunders |
 Joyce GiraudJulie | Julie |
 Michael JacksonAgent M.J. | Agent M.J. |
 Stuart PankinNoah | Noah |
 Evan MarriottJoe Millionaire | Joe Millionaire |
 Eugene GreytakYour Holiness | Your Holiness |
 Stuart RigbyRon Philips | Ron Philips |
 Somaya ReeceMiss Spain | Miss Spain |
 Colleen ShannonMiss Texas | Miss Texas |
 Blythe MetzMiss Delaware | Miss Delaware |
| CCarlisle ForresterNorth Carolina | North Carolina |
 Kate ClarkeMiss Iowa | Miss Iowa |
 Allie MossMiss Nevada | Miss Nevada |
| CChristina FandinoDakota | Dakota |
| SSteffanie BuseyMiss New York | Miss New York |
 Jessica LandonMiss Minnesota | Miss Minnesota |
 Meadow WilliamsFlight Attendant | Flight Attendant |
 T.J. StormOfficer Dence | Officer Dence |
| HHolly BeavonMarilyn | Marilyn |
 Chris SpinelliBeach Buddy | Beach Buddy |
 Gabrielle TuiteBillie Jean | Billie Jean |
 Brande RoderickNot listed | Not listed |
| JJackie TorresCongenial | Congenial |
| RRichard HalpernGroovy Guy | Groovy Guy |