A paranoid filmmaker is tortured by his taste for the titular Italian soup
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Danny DeVitoLodovico | Lodovico |
 Rhea PerlmanTessy | Tessy |
 Brooke AdamsAnnouncer | Announcer |
| JJaimie DonnellyMitzi | Mitzi |
| LLauren LevianMarcelle | Marcelle |
| JJonathan SiegelGiovanni | Giovanni |
 Lisle WilsonMedia Freak | Media Freak |
| AAngelo GnazzoThe Tiny Diver | The Tiny Diver |