 Ron JeremyCrackwood Pastor | Crackwood Pastor |
 Gilbert GottfriedGilbert | Gilbert |
 Lloyd KaufmanAdolph Hitler | Adolph Hitler |
 Roberto LombardiAnchorman / Sleazy Business Man | Anchorman / Sleazy Business Man |
 Andrew W.K.Theater Voice | Theater Voice |
| SScott ChurchsonConcession Thief | Concession Thief |
 Edward X. YoungWhitman | Whitman |
 Genoveva RossiGen | Gen |
 Isaac WilliamsHotel Caretaker | Hotel Caretaker |
| NNewt WallenMoochie the Disco Pimp / Redneck / Paul | Moochie the Disco Pimp / Redneck / Paul |
 Lemmy KilmisterSelf | Self |
 Yelena SabelCrack Whore | Crack Whore |
 Julie Anne PrescottVampire | Vampire |
 Alessandra AmeenNot listed | Not listed |
 Justin SilvermanBig Boss / Slick Meister | Big Boss / Slick Meister |
| LLamar BumbreyLamar (The South Will RISE Again segment) | Lamar (The South Will RISE Again segment) |
 Happy GoldsplattTheater patron | Theater patron |
| MMister LoboMayor Mancheese | Mayor Mancheese |
| FFrank PattersonCop | Cop |
| CCrystal QuinVarious | Various |
| KKristy RichmanPunk Girl (COIN SLOTS), Tina (BLACK FRIDAY) | Punk Girl (COIN SLOTS), Tina (BLACK FRIDAY) |
 Jo Anna Van ThuyneNot listed | Not listed |