After Santa tells Michael Bolton that he needs 75,000 new babies by Christmas to meet toy supply, he hosts a sexy telethon to get the world to start making love.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Michael BoltonSelf | Self |
 Adam ScottAdam Scott | Adam Scott |
 Sarah ShahiCarmela | Carmela |
 Matthew KimbroughEbenezer Scrooge | Ebenezer Scrooge |
 Sarah SilvermanMisty | Misty |
 Jorma TacconePunk rocker | Punk rocker |
 Maya RudolphMaya Rudolph | Maya Rudolph |
 Fred ArmisenPeter Salanz | Peter Salanz |
 Randall ParkBlair | Blair |
 Chris ParnellDr. Vince Harbert | Dr. Vince Harbert |
 Casey WilsonCasey Wilson | Casey Wilson |
 Eric AndreBaby Archer | Baby Archer |
 Akiva SchafferAlan | Alan |
 Brooke ShieldsBrooke Shields | Brooke Shields |
 Bob SagetSelf | Self |
 Janeane GarofaloJaneane Garofalo | Janeane Garofalo |
 SinbadSelf | Self |
 Louie AndersonSelf | Self |
 Andy SambergKenny G | Kenny G |
 Kenny GJanitor | Janitor |
 Colton DunnChocolatier Customer | Chocolatier Customer |
 Michael SheenCarl Flossy | Carl Flossy |
 Baron VaughnBen | Ben |
 Maya ErskineSusan | Susan |
 Mary HollandDianne | Dianne |
 Will ForteMichael Fulton | Michael Fulton |
 Scott AukermanSecurity Guard #1 | Security Guard #1 |
 Nicole ByerSecurity Guard #2 | Security Guard #2 |
 Tim RobinsonChef Roy | Chef Roy |
 Luka JonesWally | Wally |