"Mermaids on Heroin" is a 1985 13-minute video written and staring New York performer Joey Arias. Features Fred Schneider from the B-52s.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Joey AriasMeridian | Meridian |
| MMichaela ItenbergMikayla | Mikayla |
| PPhilip MonaghanPhil Monahue | Phil Monahue |
| MMicki FreshIlleria | Illeria |
| EEdgar OliverNarrator | Narrator |
| AAntonia de PortagoBelinda Starr | Belinda Starr |
| TTony FrereBasil St. Cloud | Basil St. Cloud |
 Fred SchneiderKey Largo | Key Largo |
| GGabriele LafariCruella | Cruella |
| LLari ShoxLaris | Laris |
| PPaula SwedeIllusia | Illusia |