Merkin Penal
24m·Comedy·
Directed by
Gary is falsely accused of beating his insane ex-girlfriend Charlotte, and he is sentenced to 30 days in Merkin Penal, a privately run prison. Once behind bars he runs into his old friend Smitty, who's in the 2nd year of his 9 month stay, due to a run in with the TSA. Smitty is "insane Charlotte's" older brother. Smitty and Gary met while Gary and Charlotte were an item. They are forever bonded together by their shared celebration of hatred for Charlotte. After a First Class, welcoming tour of the prison via Smitty, and a run-in with Emmett O'Donald, from upper Prison Management, Gary realizes his original sentence of 30 days was all Bulls@!t. He may never get out.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Mitch RouseGary | Gary |
 Renee AlbertGuard Rail | Guard Rail |
 Mark BeltzmanSweeps | Sweeps |
 Ken Hudson CampbellMayor | Mayor |
 Larry Joe CampbellLars | Lars |
 Mike ColemanChase | Chase |
| RRobin CollinsBennie Hana | Bennie Hana |
 Kevin DorffSable | Sable |
 Brian Doyle-MurrayBuddha | Buddha |
 Sitara FalconThe Falcon | The Falcon |
 Jay LeggettGus | Gus |
 Joel MurrayCalloway | Calloway |
 David PasquesiSmitty | Smitty |
| RRebecca Elizabeth StevensGuard Down | Guard Down |
 Christopher Allen NelsonHetfield | Hetfield |
 Peter MacKenzieEmmett O'Donald | Emmett O'Donald |
 Peter JasonSargent Sacrifice | Sargent Sacrifice |
 Bruce JarchowWarden Taints | Warden Taints |
 T.J. JagodowskiTJ | TJ |
 Peter A. HulneBodega | Bodega |
 Jane MorrisAlan | Alan |