A Russian immigrant finds himself in bed with the mob after buying a sexual novelties shop.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Michael YorkAlex Jakoff | Alex Jakoff |
 Prunella GeeCatherine Lucky McKay | Catherine Lucky McKay |
 Nancy FishEppy | Eppy |
 Beverly D'AngeloMistress Cody | Mistress Cody |
 Brian CoxUncle Vladimir | Uncle Vladimir |
 Troy DonahueFBI Agent | FBI Agent |
 Michael J. PollardThe Senator | The Senator |
 Arthur HillerReverend Phillips | Reverend Phillips |
 Stephen NicholsThe Stud | The Stud |
 Kay ParkerKay Parker | Kay Parker |
 Tiffany MillionPorno Actress #1 | Porno Actress #1 |
 Tia GunnPorno Actress #2 | Porno Actress #2 |
 Charles DierkopCarl | Carl |
 Paula ShawDolores | Dolores |
| CClaire JacobsKatrina | Katrina |
 Alan FeinsteinAndre | Andre |
 Alastair G. CummingMale Escort (as Alastair Cumming) | Male Escort (as Alastair Cumming) |