Wet Dreams, a middle aged male stripper group, take one last gig at a rural working mens club only to discover they are to become sacrifices in a plot to raise a murderous 16th century witch from the dead.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Dean KilbeyAlan | Alan |
 Perry BensonNeil | Neil |
 Mark MoneroRatboy | Ratboy |
| DDavid AlexanderCarly | Carly |
 Barbara SmithDaisy | Daisy |
| EEmma StannardChristine | Christine |
 Juliet CowanJoanne | Joanne |
| JJade JohnsonTrish | Trish |
 Steve OramBlind Brian | Blind Brian |
 Alan FordCheese and Pineapple Hedgehog | Cheese and Pineapple Hedgehog |
 Peter AndreAdonis | Adonis |
 David SchaalGeoff | Geoff |
 Reis DanielPolice Officer | Police Officer |
 Paul TrussellPolice Officer | Police Officer |
| LLuke WhiteDJ Goldfish | DJ Goldfish |
 Liam NobleDeano | Deano |