Against the backdrop of Reno, talkback radio, casinos, money, religion, crime, and other perversions, Melvin Smarty is a comedic romp about young love and what it takes to achieve happiness - which given the context of the above, is quite a lot.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Helena MattssonSylvia | Sylvia |
 Mark MatkevichSebastian | Sebastian |
 Tyler HoechlinRicky | Ricky |
 George HamiltonHitman / Mexican Colonel | Hitman / Mexican Colonel |
 Ken DavitianHarry | Harry |
 Taylor ColeJune | June |
 William SadlerBob | Bob |
 Rob MayesKilcline | Kilcline |
 Creed BrattonPops | Pops |
| JJonathan LeveckGeorge | George |
 Demetrius NavarroPedro | Pedro |
 Rusty SchwimmerMargie | Margie |
 Trishelle CannatellaFreda | Freda |
 Andy AlloExecutive Jr Designer | Executive Jr Designer |
 Bonnie BentleyGospel Girl | Gospel Girl |
 Calum GrantRalph | Ralph |
 George MaguireHotel Manager | Hotel Manager |
| LLindsay McDonaldGospel Girl | Gospel Girl |
 Erlinda NavarroSusie | Susie |
| KKelli ShaneJunior Designer | Junior Designer |
| FFrank DonnerReverend Julius | Reverend Julius |
 Elise IvyGospel Girl | Gospel Girl |
| LLiz Frances RolfeOld Lady Bum | Old Lady Bum |