In order to win the million dollar payoff from a reality show, straight Malcolm Caulfield must convince his friends and family that he will marry a man. Hilarity ensues.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Rick FedermanMalcolm Caufield | Malcolm Caufield |
| MMandy KaplanNot listed | Not listed |
| BBruce CronanderNot listed | Not listed |
 Bryan CoffeeNot listed | Not listed |
 Deven GreenNot listed | Not listed |
 Joel BryantNot listed | Not listed |
| DDotty CareyNot listed | Not listed |
| SSandon BergNot listed | Not listed |
| SSondra ThieretNot listed | Not listed |
| RRobert KeaslerNot listed | Not listed |
| TTheron HatchNot listed | Not listed |