In this raunchy and outlandish queer comedy, best friends Robby and Noah-Lee – employees at Portland's historic Clinton Street Theater – find themselves confronted by a parade of increasingly wacky, genre-tinged suitors.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Harrison SheehanRobby | Robby |
 John Henry WardNoah-Lee | Noah-Lee |
| CCarla RossiMarion Creamer | Marion Creamer |
| JJames CerneThe Cowboy | The Cowboy |
| BBrooke BanisterLisa | Lisa |
 Thom HiltonZero | Zero |
| MMark McGannTed | Ted |
| JJoshua DonohueAudience | Audience |
| JJim BrowningAudience / Crowd | Audience / Crowd |
| LLinda BrowningAudience / Crowd | Audience / Crowd |
| ""Timebomb" Tom HiltonAudience | Audience |
| ZZoë TaylorAudience | Audience |