As a 'tribute' to the late Mary Millington, a bunch of would-be strippers compete in London to become the 'World's Best'. Blue comedian Bernie Winters punctuates the action with a load of dirty jokes.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Mary MillingtonSelf | Self |
 Bernie WintersBlue Comedian | Blue Comedian |
 John M. EastCompere | Compere |
 Julie LeeJulie | Julie |
| KKathy GreenKathy | Kathy |
| GGloria BrittainGloria | Gloria |
| CChantal GrayChantal | Chantal |
| JJohn RoachMr. Hare | Mr. Hare |
| AAngie QuickAngie | Angie |
 Felix BownessAudience Member | Audience Member |