A mime who can't shut up falls in love with a woman who can't speak.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Kristen SchaalMost Beautiful Girl in the World | Most Beautiful Girl in the World |
 Shaughn BuchholzMarcel | Marcel |
 Drew DroegeMean Mime | Mean Mime |
 Jordan FirstmanMean Mime | Mean Mime |
| AAnnie MebaneAnnoying Girl | Annoying Girl |
 Matthew RocheleauHipster Headgear | Hipster Headgear |
| LLily SparksNot listed | Not listed |