When David finds out his girlfriend is pregnant, his penis falls off. To be deemed mature enough to have it reattached, he must complete a 5-step programme of self-improvement whilst simultaneously being stalked by a mysterious creature.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Divian LadwaDavid | David |
 Aakash ShukalGraham (voice), Lefty (voice), Male Police Officer, Tourist, Laughing Podcaster 1 | Graham (voice), Lefty (voice), Male Police Officer, Tourist, Laughing Podcaster 1 |
| KKerry FitzgeraldMartha, Doctor, Temptation, Female Police Officer | Martha, Doctor, Temptation, Female Police Officer |
| EEmily BeachNTC Leader | NTC Leader |
 Martyn LukeAudiobook Promo (V.O.), Inspirational Speaker (V.O.), Podcast Hosts (V.O.) & Baby Product Advert (V.O) | Audiobook Promo (V.O.), Inspirational Speaker (V.O.), Podcast Hosts (V.O.) & Baby Product Advert (V.O) |