Jason wants to be taken more seriously as an actor, so he asks his friend Kevin Smith for advice, and decides to become a method actor. Trouble is, being a method actor drives him mad and he slowly becomes a serial killer.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jason MewesJay | Jay |
 Kevin SmithKevin | Kevin |
 Vinnie JonesVinnie | Vinnie |
 Gina CaranoCarrie | Carrie |
| MMickey Gooch Jr.Detective Arnold | Detective Arnold |
 Matt WillisAnthony Costalino | Anthony Costalino |
 Danny TrejoDanny | Danny |
 Teri HatcherGeena | Geena |
 Judd NelsonMiscreant | Miscreant |
 Stan LeeStan | Stan |
 Dean CainDean | Dean |
 Casper Van DienTim | Tim |
 Nick NicoteraEsteban | Esteban |
 Roxy StriarNot listed | Not listed |
 Jaime CamilFernando Villareal | Fernando Villareal |
 Brian O'HalloranBrian | Brian |
 Esther AndersonPolice Chief Anderson | Police Chief Anderson |
 David DastmalchianHernando | Hernando |
 Blake HarrisonOliver | Oliver |
 Harley Quinn SmithHarley | Harley |
 Zach GalliganDirector / Zach / Kevin Smith's Lawyer | Director / Zach / Kevin Smith's Lawyer |
 Edmund KingsleyHarold | Harold |
| MMatthew Sterling NyeGeorge | George |
 Phill MartinBiker | Biker |
| AAva WestChloe | Chloe |
 Jessica MessengerDiner waitress | Diner waitress |
 Leigh GillTony | Tony |
 Alan CaltonAmerican Officer | American Officer |
 Amber MartinezHot Bikini Girl | Hot Bikini Girl |
| DDominic BurnsDetective Peterson | Detective Peterson |