A young black woman discovers that her father was a sperm donor, and if that wasn't bad enough, he's white.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Whoopi GoldbergSarah Mathews | Sarah Mathews |
 Ted DansonHal Jackson | Hal Jackson |
 Nia LongZora Mathews | Zora Mathews |
 Will SmithTea Cake Walters | Tea Cake Walters |
 Paul RodríguezJose | Jose |
 Jennifer TillyStacy | Stacy |
 Peggy ReaAlberta | Alberta |
 Clyde KusatsuBob Takashima | Bob Takashima |
 David BoweTeddy | Teddy |
 Jeffrey JosephJames | James |
 Rawley ValverdeDiego | Diego |
 Fred MancusoBruce | Bruce |
 Charlene FernetzPaula | Paula |
 Shawn LevyDwayne | Dwayne |
 Lu LeonardSperm Bank Nurse | Sperm Bank Nurse |
| JJoe LererHospital Doctor | Hospital Doctor |
| JJanice EdwardsHospital Nurse | Hospital Nurse |
 Michael McFallHospital Intern | Hospital Intern |
 Phyllis AveryWhite Woman #1 | White Woman #1 |
 Frances BergenWhite Woman #2 | White Woman #2 |
 O'Neal ComptonRocky | Rocky |
| MMichael HaltonStew | Stew |
| WWilliam John MurphyP.A. #1 | P.A. #1 |
| RRoss BenjaminP.A. #2 | P.A. #2 |
 Mel StewartPrincipal Rockwell | Principal Rockwell |
| DDavid E. KazanjianMr. Alden | Mr. Alden |