A cheesy love story.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Aidan CroninSelf | Self |
| KKara BowenLaughing Girl | Laughing Girl |
| BBlake CroninMacaroni Dog | Macaroni Dog |
| CCasey CroninSmiling Girl | Smiling Girl |
| LLeslie CroninMother | Mother |
| BBrian DaileyWar Soldier #1 | War Soldier #1 |
| LLorenzo DescalaTable Guy #4 | Table Guy #4 |
| LLyric DwellerGuy on Phone | Guy on Phone |
 Doug JamiesonArtist | Artist |
| PPat JamiesonMacaroni Eater | Macaroni Eater |
| TTyler JennesTable Guy #3 | Table Guy #3 |
| JJosie KleinAngry Girl | Angry Girl |
| MMike LevyWar Soldier #2 | War Soldier #2 |
| FFrancesco OrillaWar Soldier #4 | War Soldier #4 |
| SSmudge QuinnMacaroni Dog | Macaroni Dog |
| OOlivia RiettiNot listed | Not listed |
| EEthan RoachWar Soldier #3 | War Soldier #3 |
| GGabe TheinerTable Guy #1 | Table Guy #1 |
 Philip ThompsonSmiling Man | Smiling Man |
| TTommy GonzalezTable Guy #2 | Table Guy #2 |