Nick and Nora Chalmers write mystery novels... steamy, sexy mystery novels. In search of plots for the next book, they travel to Europe to experience the passion, desire and intrigue on the legendary Orient X-press. Once on board, they discover a cast of shady (and horny) characters.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Gina CarreraNora | Nora |
 John LeslieNick | Nick |
 Tracey AdamsBeatrice | Beatrice |
 Keli RichardsFatima | Fatima |
| JJennifer LacySy's secretary | Sy's secretary |
 Eric EdwardsClint Reynolds | Clint Reynolds |
 Jamie GillisJamal Pasha | Jamal Pasha |