Two burnt out high school Lunch Ladies do whatever it bloody takes on their quest to become Johnny Depp's Personal Chefs.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Donna PieroniSeretta | Seretta |
 Mary ManofskyLouAnne | LouAnne |
| DDaisy KershawAlexis | Alexis |
| CChris FickleyPrincipal Grossfetig | Principal Grossfetig |
| RRudy HornishCrusty Janitor | Crusty Janitor |
| JJohn ComerfordLunch Monitor | Lunch Monitor |
| SSusan BaronoffThe Poetry Teacher | The Poetry Teacher |
| EEve BuiCrock Pot Club President | Crock Pot Club President |
| RRyne BenckhartJock Meatloaf Thrower | Jock Meatloaf Thrower |
| MMadison WillowCheerleader | Cheerleader |
 Johnny DeppSelf (uncredited) | Self (uncredited) |