Lou Diamond Phillips plays a hyperbolized version of himself known as the elusive and mysterious ‘LDP’ – a renegade, spirit guide, life coach character who attempts to help John (John Patrick Jordan) get over a particularly disconcerting ex-girlfriend.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 John Patrick JordanJohn | John |
| BBrian SmithBrian | Brian |
 Lou Diamond PhillipsLou Diamond Phillips | Lou Diamond Phillips |
| MMarlana CarterLucy | Lucy |