In this mockumentary, Kevin Smith plays himself covering the story of a New Zealand town after the discovery that a local shellfish, the geoduck (pronounced "gooey duck") has the properties of Viagra.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Kevin SmithSelf | Self |
 Geoff SnellBob | Bob |
 Vicky HaughtonNoeline | Noeline |
 Peter RowleyMayor | Mayor |
 Katrina BrowneSuze | Suze |
 Peter FeeneyBob Umber | Bob Umber |
 Ross DuncanMAF Official | MAF Official |
 Rawiri ParateneMatt Kutu | Matt Kutu |
 Jackie van BeekFiona Mathieson | Fiona Mathieson |
 Robert PollockRoger Davies | Roger Davies |
 Fiona SamuelDr. Blenkin | Dr. Blenkin |
 Greg JohnsonDonald Strack | Donald Strack |
 George HenareDes Tahuhu | Des Tahuhu |
 Patrick WilsonPeter | Peter |
 Stephen PappsAaron | Aaron |
| TTim LeePeachy | Peachy |
| DDavid GearyPolice Sergeant | Police Sergeant |
 Jennifer Ward-LealandDoctor | Doctor |
 Michael HurstStephen Jessop | Stephen Jessop |
 John CampbellJohn Campbell | John Campbell |