When a Western movie star is forced to spend a PR weekend at a dude ranch, his fans are horrified to learn he's actually a city slicker who's afraid of horses and has never been west of the Hudson River.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Luke PerryAvery Ford | Avery Ford |
 Emmanuelle VaugierHeather Twain | Heather Twain |
 Elle-Máijá TailfeathersJen | Jen |
 Tom ButlerCasey Twain | Casey Twain |
 Ona GrauerCandace | Candace |
 Matt FrewerDr. Frank | Dr. Frank |
 Frances FlanaganLola | Lola |
 Michael TeigenWill | Will |
 Benjamin Charles WatsonCameraman | Cameraman |
 David C. JonesDoorman Fred | Doorman Fred |