A card shark and his unwillingly-enlisted friends need to make a lot of cash quick after losing a sketchy poker match. To do this they decide to pull a heist on a small-time gang who happen to be operating out of the flat next door.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Vinnie JonesBig Chris | Big Chris |
 Jason FlemyngTom | Tom |
 Dexter FletcherSoap | Soap |
 Nick MoranEddy | Eddy |
 Jason StathamBacon | Bacon |
 Steven MackintoshWinston | Winston |
 Nicholas RoweJ | J |
 Nick MarcqCharles | Charles |
 Charles ForbesWillie | Willie |
 Lenny McLeanBarry the Baptist | Barry the Baptist |
| PPeter McNichollLittle Chris | Little Chris |
 P.H. Moriarty'Hatchet' Harry Lonsdale | 'Hatchet' Harry Lonsdale |
 Frank HarperDog | Dog |
 Steve SweeneyPlank | Plank |
| HHuggy LeaverPaul | Paul |
 Ronnie FoxMickey | Mickey |
 Tony McMahonJohn | John |
 Stephen MarcusNick the Greek | Nick the Greek |
 Vas BlackwoodRory Breaker | Rory Breaker |
 StingJD | JD |
 Jake AbrahamDean | Dean |
 Rob BrydonTraffic Warden | Traffic Warden |
| SStephen Callender-FerrierLenny | Lenny |
| SSteve CollinsBoxing Gym Bouncer | Boxing Gym Bouncer |
 Elwin 'Chopper' DavidNathan | Nathan |
 Vera DayTanya | Tanya |
 Jimmy FlintDon | Don |
 Alan FordAlan / Narrator | Alan / Narrator |
| SSydney GolderPhil | Phil |
| AAlex HallSlick | Slick |