Albert, a cheeky, womanising, door-to door salesman, with a never-take-no-for-an-answer attitude, lives his life for the moment, and with no thought of his future, or the consequences of his actions on the people he encounters.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Ian HendryAlbert | Albert |
| JJune RitchieTreasure | Treasure |
 John GregsonCallendar | Callendar |
 Liz FraserJoyce Corby | Joyce Corby |
 Geoffrey KeenReggie Corby | Reggie Corby |
 Peter ButterworthFred | Fred |
 Nyree Dawn PorterMarjorie Mason | Marjorie Mason |
 Jeanette SterkeGrace | Grace |
| JJustine LordCoral Wentworth | Coral Wentworth |