A mother lives in a trailer in the woods with her daughters Emily and Kandi. After Emily and Kandi are abducted by a nefarious group of pirates who reside in an empty swimming pool, the mother must embark on a perilous journey into the dangerous forest in order to save them. The mother encounters singing transvestites, a lesbian gang, a sect of homosexual monks, and a helpful dwarf named Derek on her trek to find her daughters.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Clair DiaEmily | Emily |
 Kandi JohnsonKandi | Kandi |
| MMargo St. JamesHead Dyke (uncredited) | Head Dyke (uncredited) |
 Barry VaneCaptain's Man - Maroon Shirt | Captain's Man - Maroon Shirt |
| DDale MeadorOlder Priest | Older Priest |
| RRobertDarek the dwarf (uncredited) | Darek the dwarf (uncredited) |
 Tyler ReynoldsCaptain | Captain |