A struggling writer steals poems written by his mute friend to achieve fame and fortune.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Crispin GloverJoey Kremple | Joey Kremple |
 Tatum O'NealStella Winslow | Stella Winslow |
 Rik MayallMathias Liechstenstein | Mathias Liechstenstein |
 Tate DonovanElliott Ardsley | Elliott Ardsley |
 John C. McGinleyStu Slovack | Stu Slovack |
 Nina SiemaszkoDolores | Dolores |
 Carole ShelleyAunt Shirley | Aunt Shirley |
 Steven SchubTimmy Smith | Timmy Smith |
| MMatthew HuttonMarty Slovack | Marty Slovack |
 Daniel O'SheaMilo | Milo |
 Rockets RedglareUncle Howard | Uncle Howard |
| BBarry PapickBud | Bud |
 Cathy HaaseEve | Eve |
 Carolyn FarinaCousin Linny | Cousin Linny |
| DDoug BroeEdward | Edward |
| AAnthony BritoEd | Ed |
| GGianin LofflerWayne Wacker | Wayne Wacker |
| JJenna HolstFloor Manager | Floor Manager |
| GGrace MiglioMary | Mary |
| RRosanna QuaglieriMarty's Mother | Marty's Mother |