In Stalter’s sharply observed, bittersweet character comedy, a string of awkward talkative types bare their souls.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Megan StalterKrystal / Kenzie / Cider / Casey / Little Miss Ohio | Krystal / Kenzie / Cider / Casey / Little Miss Ohio |
 Nick StalterStarving Artist | Starving Artist |
 Destiny StalterCasino Gambler / Skyline Chili Manager | Casino Gambler / Skyline Chili Manager |
 Amanda BeagleMiss Ohio 2004 (archive footage) | Miss Ohio 2004 (archive footage) |
| PPamela RobinsonMiss Ohio (archive footage) | Miss Ohio (archive footage) |
| BBarbara B. BaughMiss Wisconsin (archive footage) | Miss Wisconsin (archive footage) |