Tabloid reporter "Worm" Jenkins tries to make sense of a young society couple who "bit the cosmic wienie."
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Britt MorganMs. Vanderbilt | Ms. Vanderbilt |
 Jeanette LittledoveVault Girl | Vault Girl |
 Keli RichardsPhillys Steinberg | Phillys Steinberg |
 Kim BernardWanda | Wanda |
 Liz AlexanderSandy Beach | Sandy Beach |
 Buck O. RogersJulio D. Gardener | Julio D. Gardener |
 David MorrisDove "Worm" Jenkins | Dove "Worm" Jenkins |
 Francois PapillonDr. Steinberg | Dr. Steinberg |
 Tony MontanaGomez | Gomez |