A woman enters a bar and asks for a bit of conversation, but what she gets in return is a bunch of bad pickup lines sung to her by a cowboy and the bartender singing the cowboy's virtues.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jeff SmallwoodCowboy | Cowboy |
 Brian DowneyBartender | Bartender |
| TTanya PenneyChickie | Chickie |
| BBelle HatfieldHorse | Horse |
| NNormand BernierStraw Man / Harmonica Player | Straw Man / Harmonica Player |
 Sean HarrisSinging Cowboy / Card Player | Singing Cowboy / Card Player |
 Mike ReynoldsSinging Cowboy | Singing Cowboy |
 Gordon HartCard Player | Card Player |