A troublesome disabled fag hag absconds to London to find love and opportunity. But life deals her some unexpected twists when she winds up peddling drugs to the queer community and forms an unorthodox relationship with a washed-up gay male escort.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| SSam RenkeAlice | Alice |
 Deobia OpareiTrojan Rocks | Trojan Rocks |
| NNathan BensonNot listed | Not listed |
| SSara ColeHeather | Heather |
| TTim FordyceNot listed | Not listed |
| JJeff ChandlerNot listed | Not listed |
| FFaye BarberJillian Cross | Jillian Cross |
| DDes BarronPervy Client | Pervy Client |
 Ashley RyderNot listed | Not listed |
| RRichard de LisleNot listed | Not listed |
| PPatric DeonyNot listed | Not listed |
| GGavin HayNot listed | Not listed |
| AAdnan RashedNot listed | Not listed |
| ZZak StarNot listed | Not listed |
| SSteve RiseboroughCreepy Straight Man | Creepy Straight Man |
| DDavid Vaughan KnightBoss 'Monkey Dave' | Boss 'Monkey Dave' |
| TTony de GrasseNot listed | Not listed |
| MMatthew C. MartinoKeenan (The Straight Boy) | Keenan (The Straight Boy) |
 Austin StatonEdmon the Gay Guy | Edmon the Gay Guy |
| PPilar PerezabellanSlutty Party Girl | Slutty Party Girl |
| GGennifer BecouarnEmma the Office Floozy | Emma the Office Floozy |
 Du'aine A. SamuelsMartin | Martin |
| LLiz UptonNot listed | Not listed |
| JJuel StokesNot listed | Not listed |