A special full of Syd and Eddie's daft sketches, including Christmas in Dallas, and "Syddy's House of Horror". Guests on the show are two Scottish singers, who Syd tries to impress - but can he stop Eddie from doing Scottish stereotypes?
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Syd LittleSelf | Self |
 Eddie LargeSelf | Self |
| LLena ZavaroniSelf (Guest) | Self (Guest) |
 Sheena EastonSelf (Guest) | Self (Guest) |
| FFoxy FeelingThemselves | Themselves |
| KKeith MaceyWorkhouse Pauper | Workhouse Pauper |