 Mark BrooksLil Pimp (voice) | Lil Pimp (voice) |
 Bernie MacFruit Juice (voice) | Fruit Juice (voice) |
 William ShatnerTony Gold (voice) | Tony Gold (voice) |
 LudacrisWeathers (voice) | Weathers (voice) |
 Lil' KimSweet Chiffon (voice) | Sweet Chiffon (voice) |
 Jennifer TillyMiss De La Croix (voice) | Miss De La Croix (voice) |
 Carmen ElectraHoneysack (voice) | Honeysack (voice) |
 Big BoyNag Champa (voice) | Nag Champa (voice) |
 Danny BonaduceUgly Midget (voice) | Ugly Midget (voice) |
 John C. McGinleyMan Cub Master (voice) | Man Cub Master (voice) |
 MystikalGeoffrey (voice) | Geoffrey (voice) |
 Jill TalleyMom / Old Lady / Mary (voice) | Mom / Old Lady / Mary (voice) |
| PPeter GilstrapSkinny Peeps / Kevin / Bonny (voice) | Skinny Peeps / Kevin / Bonny (voice) |
 Kevin Michael RichardsonSmokey / Hans Dribbler / Peabo / Vanderbilt (voice) | Smokey / Hans Dribbler / Peabo / Vanderbilt (voice) |
 Rudy Ray MooreMr Slippers (voice) | Mr Slippers (voice) |
 David SpadePrincipal Nixon (voice) | Principal Nixon (voice) |
| JJennifer ChristnerNeckbrace Girl (voice) | Neckbrace Girl (voice) |
 Tom KennyHans Dribbler Announcer / Billy / Clancey / Adam 12 Cop (voice) | Hans Dribbler Announcer / Billy / Clancey / Adam 12 Cop (voice) |
 Jess HarnellTony Gold Ad Announcer (voice) | Tony Gold Ad Announcer (voice) |
| JJack ShihCabbie (voice) | Cabbie (voice) |
 W.K. StrattonAdditional Voices (voice) | Additional Voices (voice) |
| PPamela TysonAdditional Voices (voice) | Additional Voices (voice) |
| DDon DulliloveAdditional Voices (voice) | Additional Voices (voice) |
 Rachel CraneAdditional Voices (voice) | Additional Voices (voice) |
 Devika ParikhAdditional Voices (voice) | Additional Voices (voice) |
 Elisa GabrielliAdditional Voices (voice) | Additional Voices (voice) |
 Billy 'Sly' WilliamsAdditional Voices (voice) | Additional Voices (voice) |
| AArt KimbroAdditional Voices (voice) | Additional Voices (voice) |