A fake commercial for a lesbian telephone hot line. A short by Kyle Dunnigan and Tig Notaro.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Kate MoennigAthletic Woman | Athletic Woman |
 Sandra BernhardFolk Music Lover | Folk Music Lover |
 Kyle DunniganCreepy Guy | Creepy Guy |
 Lucy LawlessConstruction Worker | Construction Worker |
 Nick KrollDisappointed Guy | Disappointed Guy |
| SStef WillenHomemaker | Homemaker |
 Clea DuVallLibrarian | Librarian |
 Jen KirkmanBostonian | Bostonian |
 Nicole Randall JohnsonDisappointed Woman | Disappointed Woman |
 Nicol PaoneSoccer Player | Soccer Player |
 Tig NotaroAnnouncer | Announcer |