A bumbling film crew attempts to make a porno movie.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Claude BrasseurManuel Cauchois | Manuel Cauchois |
 Robert CastelChouchou | Chouchou |
 Nathalie CourvalJenny | Jenny |
 Jean-Pierre DarrasCo-Producer | Co-Producer |
 Guy MarchandBob Panzani | Bob Panzani |
 Serge MarquandMercenary | Mercenary |
 André PousseRotberger | Rotberger |
 AnémoneEva | Eva |
 Daniel AuteuilAlex | Alex |
 Georges AdetLe vieil acteur | Le vieil acteur |
 Maurice BaquetUn flic | Un flic |
| BBoubouleDédé | Dédé |
 Jacques ChailleuxPatrick | Patrick |
 Christine DejouxRosalie | Rosalie |
 Michel DelahayeBoudon | Boudon |
 Catherine LachensLaurence | Laurence |
| BBernard SuryBernard | Bernard |
 Sonia VareuilBarbi | Barbi |
 Marthe VillalongaLa voisine | La voisine |
| JJean-Claude AndruetNot listed | Not listed |
 Jean-Claude BouttierNot listed | Not listed |
 Stéphane CollaroNot listed | Not listed |
 Georges DescrièresSex Shop Manager | Sex Shop Manager |
| JJean-Jacques GrimblatNot listed | Not listed |
 Tanya LopertTanya | Tanya |
 MoustacheNot listed | Not listed |
 Eddie VartanNot listed | Not listed |
 Michel BlancUn flic | Un flic |
| DDelphine BoffyNot listed | Not listed |
 Carina BaroneNot listed | Not listed |