The three chief executives of Creative Concepts Systems & Procedures Brothers Unlimited Inc. of New York are in hot water as their latest venture has been a huge failure, and their Mafia investor, "Mr. Big", wants his $500,000 within 24 hours, or else. So Jimmy, a courier who over hears their plight, suggests they make a porno movie as an easy way of getting back the lost money.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Luis De JesusMr. Big | Mr. Big |
 Gerard DamianoHimself | Himself |
 Penny NichollsDancer at The Wreck Bar | Dancer at The Wreck Bar |
 Al GoldsteinMan in Lusterine Commercial | Man in Lusterine Commercial |
 Viju KremJessica Cooze | Jessica Cooze |
 Lynette SheldonDoctor's Patient in Climax Ad | Doctor's Patient in Climax Ad |
| BBradford CraigPornochio (voice) (singing voice) | Pornochio (voice) (singing voice) |
 Jonathan FreemanThe Chauffeur | The Chauffeur |
| TTurk TurpinMr. Big's Henchman (uncredited) | Mr. Big's Henchman (uncredited) |