A gay man and a lesbian who are kicked out of the queer community for their toxicity and decide to try living as a straight couple, on the theory that straight people are dumb and therefore less miserable than smarter gay people.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| CCourtney RossNot listed | Not listed |
| WWarren WagnerNot listed | Not listed |
 Bruce PirrieNot listed | Not listed |
| NNicole HonderichNot listed | Not listed |
 Michael LakeNot listed | Not listed |