Fat middle aged 24/7 drunkard Les Patterson represents Australia at the UN where his fart literally incinerates an Arab ambassador. Patterson is reassigned to the Middle East so he can be tortured to death by the country he insulted. Patterson's arrival is the prefect distract of a coup and he is spared. At a bar Patterson meets a bio weapons scientist who's developed a horrific disease for the KGB whom plan to distribute it to the Pentagon via toilet seats. Patterson of course is far too drunk to understand anything happening and teams up with Dane Edna to save the world.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Barry HumphriesSir Les Patterson / Dame Edna Everage | Sir Les Patterson / Dame Edna Everage |
 Pamela StephensonVeronique Crudite | Veronique Crudite |
 Thaao PenghlisColonel Richard Godowni | Colonel Richard Godowni |
| AAndrew ClarkeNeville Thonge | Neville Thonge |
 Henri SzepsCharles Herpes | Charles Herpes |
 Hugh Keays-ByrneInspector Farouk | Inspector Farouk |
| EElizabeth McIvorNancy Borovansky | Nancy Borovansky |
| GGarth MeadeMustafa Toul | Mustafa Toul |
| AArthur ShermanGeneral Evans | General Evans |
| JJosef DrewniakMossolov | Mossolov |
 Esben StormRussian Scientist | Russian Scientist |
 Joy WestmoreLady Gwen Patterson | Lady Gwen Patterson |
| CConnie HobbsMadge Allsop | Madge Allsop |
| PPaul JenningsPrime Minister Bob | Prime Minister Bob |
 Graham KennedyBrian Lannigan | Brian Lannigan |
 John ClarkeMike Rooke | Mike Rooke |
| SSally TaylerRhonda | Rhonda |
 Peter CollingwoodJeremy Williams | Jeremy Williams |
 Paul JabaraLeroy | Leroy |
 Joan RiversPresident Rivers (uncredited) | President Rivers (uncredited) |