A young man from New Jersey comes to Los Angeles to visit his slightly crazy cousin and gets mistaken for a successful New York artist.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Joshua LeonardNick | Nick |
 Andy DickChris | Chris |
 Bellamy YoungKiki | Kiki |
 Kate JacksonMom | Mom |
 Roselyn SánchezAngela | Angela |
 Audrey Marie AndersonPunk Girl | Punk Girl |
 Sheeri RappaportRhonda | Rhonda |
 Priscilla Inga TaylorDaphnae | Daphnae |
| JJoann RichterSondra | Sondra |
 Ursula BrooksCeleste | Celeste |
 Kirsten NelsonDella | Della |
 Robert BagnellRodman | Rodman |
 Heavy DCharles | Charles |
 Michael LernerJack Dane | Jack Dane |
| KKarry BrownNude Model | Nude Model |
 Michaline BabichArt Teacher | Art Teacher |
| GGabrielle FordStewardess | Stewardess |
 Brooke DillmanCar Rental Agent | Car Rental Agent |
| TTravis McKennaMobster | Mobster |
| SSherri ChambersSwimming Beauty | Swimming Beauty |
 Jay CaputoPizza Man | Pizza Man |
| SSommer KnightDelivery Girl | Delivery Girl |
| RRon KochevarClub Guy | Club Guy |
| MMary WilcherClub Girl | Club Girl |
 Tyra BanksCynthia Dane | Cynthia Dane |
| MMargarita LugoMaid | Maid |
| JJacov BreslerCrazy Neighbor | Crazy Neighbor |
 Robert LaSardoGuy Musician | Guy Musician |
| ZZia DomicGirl Musician | Girl Musician |
| CCarlos AlvaradoCisco | Cisco |