Jess Huson has a dream like many other struggling Filipinos, he dreams of a better life for himself and his family in America. After he is rejected, Jess embarks on a comical adventure filled with crazy schemes and ludicrous plans that end up in hilarious train wrecks that can only happen, where else, in the Philippines.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Robin PadillaJess | Jess |
 Johnny DelgadoPapang | Papang |
 Rufa Mae QuintoMara | Mara |
 Paul HolmesNigel | Nigel |
 Tessie TomasPasyon Chorus #1 | Pasyon Chorus #1 |
 Noel TrinidadPasyon Chorus #2 | Pasyon Chorus #2 |
 Isay AlvarezPasyon Chorus #3 | Pasyon Chorus #3 |
 Robert SeñaPasyon Chorus #4 | Pasyon Chorus #4 |
 Marissa SanchezPasyon Chorus #5 | Pasyon Chorus #5 |
| KKurt PerezJason | Jason |
 Evangeline PascualMom of Jess Huson | Mom of Jess Huson |
| DDavid ShannonDavid | David |
 Dante RiveroMang Nato | Mang Nato |
 Ricky DavaoBarangay Captain | Barangay Captain |
 Raymart SantiagoEstong | Estong |
 Eddie GutierrezLex Halcon | Lex Halcon |
 Maria Isabel LopezWife of Pontius Pilate | Wife of Pontius Pilate |
 Bearwin MeilySnatcher | Snatcher |
 Joonee GamboaBasilio | Basilio |
 Madeleine NicolasAling Femy | Aling Femy |
 Monti ParungaoRommel Aguilar | Rommel Aguilar |