A friar, aided by his water-boy son, Watr Boy, attempts to read an oblique decree as increasingly bizarre characters interrupt him. A Neo-Neo-Dadaist work interrogating time, reality, death, and meaning(lessness).
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| MMichael CuetoThe Friar | The Friar |
| MMatthew CuetoWatr Boy | Watr Boy |
| EEmilio CuetoMichael Xavier Cueto | Michael Xavier Cueto |
| DDaniel OhVarious Townsfolk 1 | Various Townsfolk 1 |
 J.K. WangVarious Townsfolk 2 | Various Townsfolk 2 |
| AAlex AbramsVarious Townsfolk 3 | Various Townsfolk 3 |
| JJordan StoicDiscord Kitten (voice) | Discord Kitten (voice) |