XXX Parody of La Femme Nikita
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Vanessa ChaseLolita Schwartz | Lolita Schwartz |
 Jordan LeeIsabella Minnelli | Isabella Minnelli |
 Roxanne HallNot listed | Not listed |
 Barbara DollBridgette | Bridgette |
 Patricia KennedyNot listed | Not listed |
 Tony TedeschiUri Romanov | Uri Romanov |
 Tom ByronHeinrich von Shtupper | Heinrich von Shtupper |
 Peter NorthJames Cooper 0014 | James Cooper 0014 |
 Rick MastersNot listed | Not listed |
| JJonathan MorganNot listed | Not listed |