A group of guys hang around a Los Angeles bar lamenting their failed Hollywood lives, while a perky bartender tries to cheer them up.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Joey Lauren AdamsShirley | Shirley |
 Phillip BrockTippy | Tippy |
 Joey DedioTony | Tony |
 Ira HeidenBradley | Bradley |
| PPhilip TanziniTroy | Troy |
 Juan PopeJJ | JJ |
 Noelle ParkerCambi | Cambi |
 Michael CulkinThe Investor | The Investor |
 Robia LaMorteMona | Mona |
 Robert MunicThe Young Vet | The Young Vet |
| JJohn ForristalMelody | Melody |
| SSeth KaufmanThe Dream Date | The Dream Date |
 Barry SobelIra | Ira |
| GGregg FisherBartender 1 | Bartender 1 |
| NNicholas BlanchardBartender 2 | Bartender 2 |
| DDoug SherinBartender 3 | Bartender 3 |
| GGina TuttleCigarette Girl | Cigarette Girl |
| JJohnny DollarM.C. | M.C. |