| MMike McCaulTommy 'Wannabe' Williger | Tommy 'Wannabe' Williger |
| SShannon HileMom / Attendant | Mom / Attendant |
 Richard EdenPop | Pop |
| AAlycia CooperBus Driver (as Alycia L. Cooper) | Bus Driver (as Alycia L. Cooper) |
 Joshua Lou FriedmanBus Passenger #1 | Bus Passenger #1 |
| KKrystal KennedyBus Passenger #2 | Bus Passenger #2 |
| JJeremy AimoneCab Driver | Cab Driver |
| SStephen LattimerTransvestite Rollerblader / Patron #2 | Transvestite Rollerblader / Patron #2 |
| CCesar LopezTattooed Skateboarder | Tattooed Skateboarder |
| SShaun BensonSpencer Harris | Spencer Harris |
 Shaun BensonMaria Melrose | Maria Melrose |
| DDoug MerrillDepressed Man | Depressed Man |
| CChris FlexhaugU.T. Reporter | U.T. Reporter |
 John Enos IIISurvivor | Survivor |
 Eddie McGeeHandicapped Guy | Handicapped Guy |
 Indira StefaniannaDepressed Woman (as Indira Stefanianna) | Depressed Woman (as Indira Stefanianna) |
 Adamo PalladinoIrving Cruise | Irving Cruise |
| LLacy PhillipsEthel Streep | Ethel Streep |
| TTim BiancalanaRalph Spielberg | Ralph Spielberg |
| MMichael A. ZildjianMetro-Sexual Dude (as Michael Zildjian) | Metro-Sexual Dude (as Michael Zildjian) |
 Mariessa PortelanceJenny Lane | Jenny Lane |
| DDavid C. ScottPatron #1 | Patron #1 |
 Michael BortonePablo | Pablo |
| ZZach JohnsonLance McShwartz | Lance McShwartz |
 Billy ConchaMan on Street | Man on Street |
| DDavid PolcynCasting Director | Casting Director |
| TTed CollinsMime Heckler / Running Man | Mime Heckler / Running Man |
| AAndy CowanLeonard Siegel / Voice of Martin Scorcese (voice) | Leonard Siegel / Voice of Martin Scorcese (voice) |
| CCharlotte HillPunk | Punk |
 Otto FelixOlder Customer | Older Customer |