A group of teenagers come together to indulge in that great Canadian pastime, the house-party, and find themselves literally confined to the kitchen trapped by an extraordinary well manicured carpet in the living room. Elsewhere, the parents of these kids have a dinner party of their own, where suburban pretense slowly melts away exposing childish obsessions.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Scott SpeedmanScott | Scott |
 Laura HarrisTammy Driscoll | Tammy Driscoll |
 Gillian BarberBarb | Barb |
 Kevin McNultyBrent | Brent |
 Tygh RunyanWayne | Wayne |
 Sarah StrangeCynthia | Cynthia |
 Jason WilesSteve | Steve |
| AA.J. BondTim | Tim |
| JJames McBurneyCal | Cal |
| MMarie StillinMarge | Marge |
| MMichelle SkalnikCrystal | Crystal |
 Tom McBeathRick | Rick |
 Tamsin KelseyArlene | Arlene |
 Jay BrazeauFred | Fred |
 Jerry WassermanLes Sr. | Les Sr. |
| DDave CoxLester | Lester |
| JJenafor RyaneMarni | Marni |
| JJoelle ThomasMarie | Marie |
| JJessica LeisBill's Kid | Bill's Kid |
| AAisha SchliesslerBill's Kid | Bill's Kid |
 Marc PeteyTwin Dave | Twin Dave |
 Ryan PeteyTwin Nat | Twin Nat |
 Chris WildingAlley Teen | Alley Teen |
 Peter LaCroixOfficer 1 | Officer 1 |
| KKen RobertsOfficer 2 | Officer 2 |
| MMelissa Barker SauerGirl in Car | Girl in Car |
 Cameron LabineGuy in Car | Guy in Car |
| GGreg AndersonOfficer 3 | Officer 3 |
| NNick MargellosOfficer 4 | Officer 4 |
| DDavid BrindleDJ (voice) | DJ (voice) |