When he discovers his girlfriend having sex with his brother, Frankie decides to head to Manhattan, leaving his Bronx pizza shop forever for the fame and fortune of show business. But before stardom, he needs a place to stay. Looking in the personals, he notices GWM. And thinking it "Guy with Money," he heads to the Village and the apartment of gay actor Warren, who's in desperate need of this month's rent.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Nick ScottiFrankie | Frankie |
 Anthony BarrileWarren | Warren |
 Anthony DeSandoPino | Pino |
 Craig ChesterTerry | Terry |
 Domenick LombardozziJoey Chips | Joey Chips |
 Molly PriceMeryl | Meryl |
 Christopher LawfordDakota | Dakota |
 David DeblingerNot listed | Not listed |
 John TormeyPatsy Zito | Patsy Zito |
 Antonia ReyJosephina Zito | Josephina Zito |
 Jennifer EspositoDebbie | Debbie |
| AAnthony VitalePizza Guy #1 | Pizza Guy #1 |
| FFrankie DellarosaPizza Guy #2 | Pizza Guy #2 |
| RRebecca WaxmanWiggy | Wiggy |
 Tony Ray RossiVinny the Fish | Vinny the Fish |
 King Mustafa ObafemiUsher | Usher |
 Marcia FirestenReal Estate Broker | Real Estate Broker |
 Bryan BattTino | Tino |
 Craig ArchibaldRobbie | Robbie |
 Guinevere TurnerIndignant Lesbian | Indignant Lesbian |
| DDamian AchillesTough Guy #1 | Tough Guy #1 |
 Bruce SmolanoffTough Guy #2 | Tough Guy #2 |
 John SialianoWKTU DJ Voice | WKTU DJ Voice |
| SSean HamiltonSean | Sean |
 Joseph DeVitoGuido (uncredited) | Guido (uncredited) |
 Tony VitaleGuido (uncredited) | Guido (uncredited) |