A comic tale of competitive leek growing in the north of England, where the stakes are high and the tactics are dirty. Vegetable mad Malcolm has just one ambition in life - to grow the biggest leek in the region. But will he be crowned 'King Leek'?
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Tim HealyMalcolm Cromer | Malcolm Cromer |
 Leslie SchofieldJackie Magnion | Jackie Magnion |
| SSu ElliotMaureen Cromer | Maureen Cromer |
 James GarbuttGrandpa Cromer | Grandpa Cromer |
 Rebekah Joy GilganMarilyn Magnion | Marilyn Magnion |
| CChristopher ConnelDavid Cromer | David Cromer |
| AAdam PearsonKevin Cromer | Kevin Cromer |
| LLes WildeArchie | Archie |
 Lyndyann BarrassLaura | Laura |
 Craig HeaneyStroker | Stroker |
 Sammy JohnsonPopeye | Popeye |
| MMichael NicholsonCopper | Copper |
 Trevor FoxPlodder | Plodder |
| BBill SpeedBilly | Billy |
 William IvoryTeacher | Teacher |
| RRory GibsonLad | Lad |