A man in a high stakes celebrity death pool quickly loses everything - his business, his bank account, his home, his fiancé. He snaps, then realizes the only way to get his life back on track. He'll have to murder his own celebrity. He'll have to kill Hasselhoff.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 David HasselhoffDavid Hasselhoff | David Hasselhoff |
 Justin BieberK.I.T.T. (voice) | K.I.T.T. (voice) |
 Ken JeongChris | Chris |
 Carlos PenaVegaPedro | Pedro |
 Jon LovitzBarry | Barry |
 Rhys DarbyFish | Fish |
 Flula BorgAlcee | Alcee |
 Will SassoWasserstein | Wasserstein |
 Jim JefferiesTommy | Tommy |
 Ron FunchesBill | Bill |
 Dan BakkedahlNick | Nick |
| MMaster PDel Toro | Del Toro |
 Colton DunnRedix | Redix |
 Mel BMel B | Mel B |
 Michael WinslowMichael Winslow | Michael Winslow |
 Howie MandelHowie Mandel | Howie Mandel |
 Kid CudiKid Cudi | Kid Cudi |
 Irina VoroninaModel | Model |
 Rick FoxRick Fox | Rick Fox |
 Gena Lee NolinGina Lee Nolin | Gina Lee Nolin |
 Chelsea O'ToolePoolside Babe | Poolside Babe |
 Spice Williams-CrosbyMitch Fan | Mitch Fan |
 Sarah ColonnaDina D'Andrea | Dina D'Andrea |
 Jennifer IkedaAnn | Ann |
 Victor TurpinSebastian | Sebastian |
 Harry S. MurphyMr. Keady | Mr. Keady |
 Katy StollJenn | Jenn |
 Datari TurnerBouncer | Bouncer |
| RRhian PaigeBaywatch Babe (uncredited) | Baywatch Babe (uncredited) |
| RRoxanne GregoryBlossom Tate | Blossom Tate |