A mob family that is not earning like they did in the past comes up with crazy idea after watching the movie, Stealing A Survivor, to kidnap someone famous for ransom. After picking their target, Tom Guiry known as Smalls from the Sandlot, they enlist the help of the director of Stealing A Survivor, Ray Martin, to consult them on how to kidnap a celebrity.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Tony DarrowTony Capone | Tony Capone |
 Tom GuiryTom Guiry | Tom Guiry |
 Joseph D'OnofrioFranky | Franky |
 Johnath DavisJohnathon | Johnathon |
 Paul BorgheseCholley | Cholley |
| RRay MartinRay Martin | Ray Martin |
 Leo RossiLeo Rossi | Leo Rossi |
| EEoin O'SheaMitch Streetwise | Mitch Streetwise |