A bank robber seeks refuge in a desert gas station run by nuns, awaiting her boyfriend's release. An alien meteorite transforms her into a flesh-craving monster with a monstrous tongue, while her poodles become drag queens.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Melinda ClarkeCandy | Candy |
 Jason DurrJohnny | Johnny |
 Mapi GalánRita | Rita |
 Mabel KarrOld nun | Old nun |
 Robert EnglundPrison Director | Prison Director |
 Alicia BorracheroReporter | Reporter |
 Doug BradleyWig | Wig |
 Michael CuleFrank | Frank |
| DDavid DalePortia | Portia |
 Daniel EdwardsLoca | Loca |
| TTerry ForrestalPostman | Postman |
| RRicardo FraguasPhotographer | Photographer |
| AAlicia GarriguesCook Nun | Cook Nun |
| JJohn HampdenTV Presenter | TV Presenter |
 Luchi LópezChubby Nun | Chubby Nun |
 Stephen MarcusRalph / Screw 2 | Ralph / Screw 2 |
 Jonathan Rhys MeyersRudolph | Rudolph |
 Tusse SilbergMother Superior | Mother Superior |
| JJosé TruchadoTed | Ted |
 Edward Tudor-PoleFlash | Flash |
| RRichard WatersVic | Vic |
 Nigel WhitmeyChip | Chip |
| GGareth MarksTongue Voice | Tongue Voice |